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strideways) wrote2011-12-10 12:56 am
strideways) wrote2011-12-10 12:56 am
> Daves: Hang out. (Fourth wall shenanigans, ahoy!)
[ The video feed opens to Dave, wearing remarkably less clothing than anybody last saw him in — just jeans and a t-shirt, in fact. No bulky coat, no Torchic body heater. Notably, there's no snow anywhere in sight, either — just rock walls, flickering with the light of a sizeable campfire.
And Dave, in the background, talking to... Dave? And another Dave, tending the fire? Dave-holding-the-Gear speaks up. ]
To whom it may concern:
Apparently my birthday wish came true. Gonna have to talk to the birthday wish fairies about their backlog, though. Six-day wait is bullshit. Whatever, though, I'm in Mt. Fucking Mortar and I'm never coming out.
[ Dave #2 ambles up behind him and flashes a thumbs-up in support of this statement. ]
I am staying the fuck here until spring thaw, or whatever it is that makes bears stop hibernating. Consider me officially a fucking grizzly until further notice.
[ If you're watching, another Dave appears quite suddenly in the background, hands a Pokémart grocery bag to Dave #3, and vanishes. Dave #3 breaks out the hotdogs and roasting sticks. ]
Striders out.
[ The feed cuts. ]
[ Let the chaos begin! Dave's got his time shenanigans powers back, so expect any number of temporal clones to pop in and out at will. ]
And Dave, in the background, talking to... Dave? And another Dave, tending the fire? Dave-holding-the-Gear speaks up. ]
To whom it may concern:
Apparently my birthday wish came true. Gonna have to talk to the birthday wish fairies about their backlog, though. Six-day wait is bullshit. Whatever, though, I'm in Mt. Fucking Mortar and I'm never coming out.
[ Dave #2 ambles up behind him and flashes a thumbs-up in support of this statement. ]
I am staying the fuck here until spring thaw, or whatever it is that makes bears stop hibernating. Consider me officially a fucking grizzly until further notice.
[ If you're watching, another Dave appears quite suddenly in the background, hands a Pokémart grocery bag to Dave #3, and vanishes. Dave #3 breaks out the hotdogs and roasting sticks. ]
Striders out.
[ The feed cuts. ]
[ Let the chaos begin! Dave's got his time shenanigans powers back, so expect any number of temporal clones to pop in and out at will. ]
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pretty sure theres room
but youre gonna have to stop with the bear jokes
i said bear once its not like im stuck in berenstain bear land with a side order of goldilocks and the three bears plus an extra helping of winnie the pooh and the fucking care bears
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and how do you not know where you are
did you appearify your ass on johtos north pole or some shit
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text → video;
[ He switches to video feed, because God knows John won't be able to keep a straight face. ]
And you're not even a funny one.
still text because how does pokegear?
ohoho, Dave sees how it is
[ Dryly. ]
he;ll figure it out soon enough
for sure.
Yeah, and it makes julienne fries, too.
don't worry dave, you'll get to see his beautiful face <3
good, because without it, he'll die. DIE.
The world may never know.
Seriously, though, dude, where are you?
oh nooooooooooooooooo! D8
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... John, what the fuck are you?
not dead daves!
all the dead daves. all four of them.
Come on. Your fucking text color isn't even right.
nooooooo!
i'm afraid so. luckily, there's always more?
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Seeeeee? I told you~
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The fuck is this? Someone's misinformed. I like brunettes better.
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Oh come on, don't be like that! I though you w-ww-waaa-n-want-wanted to see me! [He also sounds like a skipping CD when he talks! How obnoxious is that?]
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