2011 Christmas Gift List

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John
Ironically: a really intense shitty drawing of Nic Cage and Matt McConaughey in a loving embrace.
Unironically: a photo album full of candid shots of Rose, every one of them snuck when she wasn't looking or was clearly caught unaware.

Rose
Ironically: an IOU coupon for all the cash she's blown on him, with fineprint terms and conditions that render it useless.
Unironically: a photo album full of pictures of John, eating, sleeping, laughing, derping, whatever - all candid shots, all beautiful.

Jade
A ~*date book*~, full of IOUs for lunch, dinner and coffee dates, trips to places in Kanto/Johto, days out, etc., no strings attached, all on Dave's dime. (Or possibly Rose's, but anyway, not Jade's.)

Soul
Blues Brothers-style fedora and shades. Sorry, Soul, the suit's on you.

Nanako
A Snorlax beanbag chair, aww yee. Enjoy, kiddo.

Marceline
A Black Brazilian agate teardrop/tri/claw combo bass pick. That shit's expensive, but he owed you one, hot stuff.

Feferi
A longboard (on the far right!). Not much use now, but when summer comes? Hell yes, surfer chicks.

Tavros
This star chart, specifically modified to indicate the second star on the right. Happy hunting, Tavros. /face in hands.

Vriska
A salad. FAT. VRISKA. JOKE. He'll feel like a cock once he realizes she got him an actual present, so he'll end up buying her a hoodie to make up for it.