Yeah... always have been. Couldn't keep the fuckers outta my room at home, either.

[ He rubs his eye briefly — balls, that sun is bright — and turns his head as he speaks, but not far enough to show his face. ]

She takes off with my shit all the time, but I taught her early on to lay off the shades. Guess she just got pissed when some other feathery asshole tried to take them.