Well then I am proud of your poképarenting skills for not allowing that. The last thing we need are pokémon hooked on berry-booze or something. Because you know it just won't stop with Missy, pretty sure she could talk Fedora into drowning away his sorrows over the fact that Nosepass and Skitty can't breed.

[He pauses his game to look up at his poképile, reaching down and scratching Casey behind her ear.]

And I guess you're right. But as adorable as these three are, it's just not the same thing as a Squirtle who thinks he's a Nintales. [He closes the 'gear entirely, sitting up and swinging his legs sideways to sit on the edge of the bed.] How long do you think it'll be before he realizes the truth?