Fucking please. These are prime fucking peacock feathers right here, all iridescent and blue-green up in your shit, tickling the secret fucking fancies of all those who lay eyes on them. You can't even tear yourself away from my breathtaking fucking bird tail, dude, you're fucking mesmerized, eyes all glassy, mouth open and this slow drizzle of saliva puddling on the ground as a testament to your awe.

This is the finest shit I'm strutting here, and your eyeballs glued to my ass is proof positive.