if i leave here tomorrow

[strideways]

hey egbert
guess youre probably reading this because you raided my shit after i disappeared for all my sweet loot
kinda figured you would so consider this letter a HAHAHA GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER
or something like that anyway
take whatever you want since its not like im gonna use it now anyway

sorry about that

i know i said i wouldnt leave but we both know thats fucking stupid
im all kinds of mad good at saying shit i dont mean
there was no way i could stay here if the powers that be in pocket monster land decided it was time for me to make my dramatic exit
not any more than any dave before me could anyway but they didnt see you werent

fuck man this is stupid
look im sorry i left
i know its not my fault but im sorry anyway because it
fucking sucks i know
okay
i saw you
you were all broken up and shit like
i dont know like this place has been fucking you up
so im sorry
because when i get back to the game or whatever youll still be there
for a while at least who the fuck knows
so i wont even get a chance to miss your stupid ass

but i hope you stay here anyway
which is shitty of me but at least were not dying left and right up in here
the weather blows huge dick but its safe
and you and rose can buy yourselves that house with the white picket fence and the two and a half kids
do the kids come with the house??
idk

look just
take care of the girls i guess
dont be a dunkass

and dont blame the next dave for me leaving either
dude probably wont even know

peace out