Oh yes, Dave. There is not a moment in time where I am not amazed by you. Simply your presence has me swooning, my heart a-flutter with nothing but the utmost exciting feelings knowing you are so near. Surely you can hear it now, can't you?

[[Watch as she performs a perfect, dramatic swoon. Oh Dave, look at what you do to your sister. You should be ashamed.]]

However, until I see disinfectant used on those lips, kisses will not be given. I refuse to indirectly kiss Ampora.