for i must be travelling on now

[strideways]

so im sure youre glad to see my deadbeat ass gone
give you a little spending money to spoil your future kids with at least
if theres any cash laying around here from my ventures as a stripper in celadon feel free to snatch it up
i probably owe it to you

actually i probably owe you way more than that but thats
pretty much beside the point by now right
im not even here anymore so its not like you can shake me down for money or favors or whatever
but i guess

but i guess since you feed on secrets i could toss you a last meal or something
i mean its not like youll ever be able to hold it over my head now right

okay heres a good one
id probably steal your boyfriend if i didnt like you both so much
unironically

not like im gay or anything
a dude can like one dude without it being a thing
and anyway its john
a dude can like john egbert without being gay im pretty sure hes a walking get out of gay free card or something since its not like you can help it
you know what i mean

and since im not gonna be here for you to throw this in my face either i probably owe you an apology
or five
sorry for leaving
and im sorry for being a fucking leech
that was pretty tacky of me
a chick shouldnt have to take care of her big brother
i basically had the best brother in the goddamn world i should know better
my bad

and you know
i never knew i wanted a sister
guess i never did want a sister
but im glad i guess you
thanks

take care of john for me
protect him from those vicious wild peanuts
make sure he gets lots of ironic serenades
and punch him sometimes so he doesnt go soft on us
keep him on his toes

and take care of yourself rose
please