> Dave: Be the cool kid.

[strideways]

okay so
pokemon
not even the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me
but the fucking crow
seriously
theres ironic and then theres obnoxious
guess which one this is

no seriously guess

anyway im apparently starting my pokemon journey
so if you guys catch this memo
ill be headed for the pokemon league i guess

this shits so ironic i dont even

[ and since I forgot it in my OOC intro, if you don't want me to use Dave's font when threading with you, comment on his permissions post! ]

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Here, have a screen-full of yellow shark-teeth and a horrible cackling laughter]}

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[strideways]

yeah no i love cryptic scare tactics
keep up the good work

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

NYA HA HA WELCOME BACK
YOU RED TEXT GUY III

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[strideways]

iii huh
so there were two daves here before

guess that makes me dave strider iii
i can deal with that

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

Stitch seen two!
but isnt sure
maybe theres been more even HA HA

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[strideways]

trust me theres more
daves are in high supply back where i come from
therell probably be another after im gone

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

HA HA idiots are in high demand?
johto already full of idiots
from what stitch seen you just another one

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[strideways]

looks like that makes two of us then
look i dont exactly have time to waste getting mocked by esl students with bad dental work
so im gonna check out

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

the fuck is esl?

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[strideways]

bunch of dudes who dont know their verbs from their pronouns
trust me you fit the bill

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP
STITCH KNOWS LANGUAGE PERFECT
BUT GODDAMN LANGUAGE PROGRAM FLAWED OKAY

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[strideways]

wow calm your tits
and your caps lock