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> Dave: Be the cool kid.

okay so
pokemon
not even the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me
but the fucking crow
seriously
theres ironic and then theres obnoxious
guess which one this is

no seriously guess

anyway im apparently starting my pokemon journey
so if you guys catch this memo
ill be headed for the pokemon league i guess

this shits so ironic i dont even

[ and since I forgot it in my OOC intro, if you don't want me to use Dave's font when threading with you, comment on his permissions post! ]

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[ Dave can't think of very many non-awful reasons he wouldn't tell Rose the last thing he remembered. Let's segue. ]

havent even entered sburb yet
jesus you must be lost
guess i shouldnt spoil you for all the awesome shit that happens

i was just talking about the time you made out with jade
but i guess theres all that too

[ Welp, you just derailed his whole awesome plan, at least momentarily. Congrats, Rose. ]

whoa
put the brakes on the sarcasm train for a second

the fuck do you mean shes taken now

[[Oops. Her apologies for the derailment. Also, she now feels as though she is going to owe Jade an apology. And perhaps Soul, as well.]]

[ Whatever, he'll get back to it later, when he's done with his thinly-veiled death threats in Soul's general direction. ]

oh no
you cant just drop a bomb on a guy like that and walk away like nothing happened
you gotta follow through on your swing
lets hear it
who is he

[[Nobody likes death threats, Dave. That's not nice.]]

[ Neither is preying on precious things like Jade. ]

what
you act like im gonna fly off the handle or some shit
i just want the 411 on my girl here
is that too much to ask

[[But he's not preying. He's being a perfect gentleman. Even Rose approves, Dave.]]

[ Well... fuck. ]

well
shit
i guess i should buy them a toaster

thanks for the heads up
whats the big city around here anyway

let me know how that goes then
ill catch up eventually

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> Dave: Be the cool kid.

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Text; You didn't see that last one.

Text; Not only did I see it, but I was vastly confused by its disappearance.

Text; Shhhh, shhhhhhh. You're just hallucinating, obviously.

Text; Someone slipped LSD into my French Roast again. :c

Text; It's okay. I forgive you. I understand.

Text; You're so good to me, Ki. ♥

Text; Of course, bby. ♥

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