> Dave: Be the cool kid.

[strideways]

okay so
pokemon
not even the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me
but the fucking crow
seriously
theres ironic and then theres obnoxious
guess which one this is

no seriously guess

anyway im apparently starting my pokemon journey
so if you guys catch this memo
ill be headed for the pokemon league i guess

this shits so ironic i dont even

[ and since I forgot it in my OOC intro, if you don't want me to use Dave's font when threading with you, comment on his permissions post! ]

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[strideways]

trust me egbert
the world is not ready for you to die yet

[ ooc; by 'the world' he might mean 'Dave Strider,' but who the fuck actually knows. ]

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((ooc: I baww'd. It's even worse because this John hasn't died in canon yet. Excluding that one time in an alternate timeline.))

[strideways]

good plan

[ ooc; s-sob ♥ NEVER LET GO, JOHN. ]

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[strideways]

oh right
how could i forget
thats just silly of me
youre like fucking archimedes over here
just bursting with awesome ideas and shit

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[strideways]

dude like youd let me forget it
lets get real here

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[strideways]

yeah thatd be me
dicking around in this dinky little starter town

ill be on the road soon
there aint shit here

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[strideways]

mad skillz incoming
ill catch up with you guys in no time

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[strideways]

[ Laughing right now. Oh, John. ]

are you seriously mincing seconds with me
you jackass

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he's getting a pretty good giggle out of this, himself.]

[strideways]

how about this
you stand like a widow at sea
wring your lacy handkerchief and cry a little at night
and when i get there
ill give you back all the time you lost

...just so you know. "how do i live" came on as i was typing this.

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

b-bawwwww ♥

[strideways]

you know im good for it
itll be the best slo-mo moments of your life

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

I need an 'invisible hearts!' macro. :|a

[strideways]

yeah yeah
later