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strideways) wrote2011-09-15 02:48 pm
strideways) wrote2011-09-15 02:48 pm
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> Dave: Cut a deal.
[ For once, the video clicks on, instead of the poor network being flooded with obnoxious red text. Dave is lounging in a chair, behind a café table somewhere in Goldenrod, with a bubble tea in one hand. ]
Ladies. Strider needs a favour.
[ Why yes, he's talking to all of you. Or any of you, really. ]
I'm willing to offer a few hours of my time to the first pretty girl to lend me her Fly HM. Dinner, on me, anywhere in Goldenrod.
[ A beat. ]
Dinner on the table, actually. But I'll pay for it.
[ He flashes the briefest of grins, one eyebrow cocking up above his shades — ]
Clock's ticking.
[— and turns the feed off. ]
[private to rose]
so when i said ill pay for it i obviously didnt mean me
also
how do you feel about ghost hunting
Ladies. Strider needs a favour.
[ Why yes, he's talking to all of you. Or any of you, really. ]
I'm willing to offer a few hours of my time to the first pretty girl to lend me her Fly HM. Dinner, on me, anywhere in Goldenrod.
[ A beat. ]
Dinner on the table, actually. But I'll pay for it.
[ He flashes the briefest of grins, one eyebrow cocking up above his shades — ]
Clock's ticking.
[— and turns the feed off. ]
[private to rose]
so when i said ill pay for it i obviously didnt mean me
also
how do you feel about ghost hunting
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i said dinner for the hm
no freeloaders here
[ Except... for Dave himself. ]
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see clause b
> the first pretty girl
> pretty girl
> pretty
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we just had an eightsplosion up in here
its the eightpocalypse
eightageddon
the black fucking eight plague
we need to quarantine this shit
but seriously
terezis way hotter than you
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day thirteen
it seems exclamation points travel in packs
they shun the weaker ones and cast them out
but a single exclamation point doesnt last long on its own in this wilderness
especially with all these feral eights running around
theyre fucking vicious
and their population is growing by the day
i fear for my safety
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a few flocks of periods and a pack of question marks are moving into the area
i anticipate a brutal killing
question marks are docile even in groups
and the exclamation points have been hardened by the need to constantly defend themselves against the eights
the periods may stand a chance though
it remains to be seen
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i didnt date ampora
i trolled him
and it was fucking glorious
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