strideways | > Dave: Be a mommy.

[ The feed opens to a bed in a Celadon Hotel room, currently largely occupied by a sizable clutch of eggs. There are ten of them, all told. In front of the bed lies a Houndoom, who appears to be sleeping. ]

Pretty much saw this coming. Would've happened sooner if Snoop didn't have some kind of fucking performance issues.

[ The Houndoom lifts his head, whining sharply. Bullshit, dude. Those ladies just like to play hard-to-get. ]

Anyway, Vulpix, Growlithe and Houndour. Should have a metric fuckton of egg moves on all of them, pretty much. Basically everything you could possibly want to fill your fire-breathing puppy needs. I know these needs are great.

[ He swivels the camera around to himself. He's sitting on the opposite bed, ostensibly not his. ]

P2500 for the Houndours, P1000 for everything else, and if you've got any Fire-types I don't, we can talk trades. Hot chicks take priority.

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[ He recognizes the Eevee egg and considers telling her she doesn't have to, but he figures two things — that he might make a little girl cry, and that she lives at the Breeding Center, where they're probably drowning in Eevee eggs, anyway — and keeps his mouth shut. He hits the transfer button instead.

The eggs are picked up and shuffled around, and a moment later, the Eevee egg has replaced the Growlithe one. Dave picks it up and holds it in one arm. ]

[she would have found some other way to give it to him anyway if he didn't take it right then, so it's a good thing he did! she carefully picks up the Growlithe egg, beaming with excitement.]

Thank you, Dave-nii!

[WHOA WAIT-]

[oh my god she just called him dave-nii what do. /)////(\]

I mean... um...

[ Dave's seen enough shitty anime to know what that means, Nanako. ]

... No problem, kid.

[ Is that a smile? Is it— ]

[she's still blushing, but the fact that Dave didn't scold her for it makes her so relieved. even if it's hard to determine his pokerface sometimes. :<

all the awkward giggles. all of them.]

S-Sorry...

Hey, whatever. Two kid sisters ain't any worse than one, I guess.

[ Especially when one of them had been paying your way through Johto until recently, you fucking mooch. ]

[oh. :|a]

You have a sister?

Yeah. She's a day younger than me and she's kind of a fickle bitch.

[ Said with the most affection. ]

Oh...

[she almost frowns at that; she loves Souji too much to ever call him any names like that. but hey, not all siblings get along. it's still a little strange to hear it. 8(]

Do you guys get in fights a lot?

[ Dave shrugs. ]

We bitch a lot, basically. It's not like we do knock-down drag-outs MMA style every week.

Oh, that's good!

[pause.]

Kind of.

Edited 2012-03-15 02:37 (UTC)

[actually:]

Does that make her a tsun-tsun?

[ A lengthy pause, and then: ]

A what?

A tsun-tsun! Or, well, I guess it'd be tsundere instead, but!

[she looks way too excited to explain this for her own good.]

A tsun-tsun is someone who's always cold and kinda angry to everyone, which is the opposite of dere-dere and that means someone who is really lovey dovey. So a tsundere is someone who's kind of mean at first, but they're actually really nice and caring inside!

[ Dave puts on a most serious face to cover for his amusement. ]

Yeah, that sounds about right. You guys have a word for that?

Uh-huh! There's also moe - that one's for cute things and little girls.

Heard that one before. Guess you'd qualify.

> Dave: Be a mommy.

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1/3!!

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1/3???

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yes 3/3 i was right

u////u

so cute ame i can't

;alskjdhalskdf ;/////;

SO LATE, sorry, if you want to drop this go ahead

NEVER LATE and i love all our threads too much to drop them sob ;____;

sob me too ♥♥♥

;/////; ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 1/2

i am not sorry

s c r e a m

i do not deserve to live

this is so bad, why are you introducing dave to moonspeak terms he can abuse ironically

with all the shitty anime he watches youd think hed know this already crying

he knows some of them! 'tsundere' just escaped his notice