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> Dave: Be the cool kid.

okay so
pokemon
not even the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me
but the fucking crow
seriously
theres ironic and then theres obnoxious
guess which one this is

no seriously guess

anyway im apparently starting my pokemon journey
so if you guys catch this memo
ill be headed for the pokemon league i guess

this shits so ironic i dont even

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breeding
is that what youve been up to
figures

pretty sure even talking to john is enough to sate my homoromantic appetite
but thanks for the tip

define lucrative in this context sis

not bad
sounds like something that could keep me busy between badges

all depends on which one turns a better profit
obviously not working the drive thru at taurosburger if i can get better money elsewhere

hey you were the one who said

Anything to aid my ecto-kin, after all.

so how about it
sister dear

[[...dammit, Strider.]]

however you wanna swing it sis
i know youre happy to look out for me

when we meet up in person
i am going to be the sincerest motherfucker youve ever had the overwhelming pleasure of speaking to
were talking kanye west levels of sincerity here
my gratitude will echo off the distant mountains of this imaginary fucking land and my smile will burn through the icy walls of jaded sarcasm youve built around yourself
there will be no fucking doubt as to how supremely heartfelt my thanks will be

just for you

i am positively fucking wounded that youd assume i was being ironic
mortally wounded and bleeding the hell out while you look on dramatically and tearfully and egbert plays that fucking song from con-air in the background

seriously like im not capable of legitimate sincerity
what am i some kind of heartless jackass

dont actually answer that
it was rhetorical

everything but the first one

not so concerned here
i just dont need to hear your opinions again if theyre what i think they are
and if youve got some cracked out psych theory about me hiding a heart of gold behind this crazysexycool persona i really dont need you spreading that shit around
people might actually believe it

[[Theory? You can't blame a girl for hoping, Dave. Especially when dealing with two very confusing Daves previously to you.]]

its cute how you act like youre above slander and libel

hey if they dont think what they see is worthwhile then no love lost
but im glad were on the same page

and while were on the same page
are you sure weve all even been the same dave
i mean
were sort of in high supply

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