> Dave: Be the cool kid.

[strideways]

okay so
pokemon
not even the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me
but the fucking crow
seriously
theres ironic and then theres obnoxious
guess which one this is

no seriously guess

anyway im apparently starting my pokemon journey
so if you guys catch this memo
ill be headed for the pokemon league i guess

this shits so ironic i dont even

[ and since I forgot it in my OOC intro, if you don't want me to use Dave's font when threading with you, comment on his permissions post! ]

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[strideways]

[ Oh, I'm sure. Poor kid. ♥ ]

ghost pokemon
whose brilliant idea was it to give you ghosts
its a damn good thing im here

dont even worry about it egbert
youll have all the strider you can handle

which isnt much so be careful with this shit

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[strideways]

only half as brilliant as giving me this fucking crow

i meant be careful how much you consume
no need for the velvet gloves
like i said theres plenty

not that velvet gloves arent sexy

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[strideways]

awesome is totally a word i would use to describe the thing that is happening to me right now
along with retarded
obnoxious
and completely fucktacular

this bird has the stupidest little crush on me
and im pretty sure shes stealing shit from people
which means if you dont hear from me for a while
i probably got arrested for possession of stolen property

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[strideways]

which is basically exactly why ill be calling jade
as opposed to one of you other assholes
us coolkids got each others backs

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((ooc: For reference concerning the forevergirl comment. (http://usedsickbeats.livejournal.com/1656.html?thread=61816#t61816)))

[strideways]

when it comes to moving bodies i call lalonde
and when i need bailing out i call jade
but you know youre first on my speed dial for bootycalls

see nothing to worry about
youre still totally my forevergirl

[ ooc; the best part is, 'forevergirl' is such a fantastically Dave term that I can't even see him batting an eyelash at it, lmao. ]

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[strideways]

implying id want any other forevergirl
dont be ridiculous
its all you

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[strideways]

yeah just be careful who you talk to about that
youll get everyone hot and bothered with envy
and strider riots are the worst

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[strideways]

trust me egbert
the world is not ready for you to die yet

[ ooc; by 'the world' he might mean 'Dave Strider,' but who the fuck actually knows. ]

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((ooc: I baww'd. It's even worse because this John hasn't died in canon yet. Excluding that one time in an alternate timeline.))

[strideways]

good plan

[ ooc; s-sob ♥ NEVER LET GO, JOHN. ]

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[strideways]

oh right
how could i forget
thats just silly of me
youre like fucking archimedes over here
just bursting with awesome ideas and shit

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[strideways]

dude like youd let me forget it
lets get real here

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[strideways]

yeah thatd be me
dicking around in this dinky little starter town

ill be on the road soon
there aint shit here

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[strideways]

mad skillz incoming
ill catch up with you guys in no time