> Dave: Be a mommy.

[strideways]

[ The feed opens to a bed in a Celadon Hotel room, currently largely occupied by a sizable clutch of eggs. There are ten of them, all told. In front of the bed lies a Houndoom, who appears to be sleeping. ]

Pretty much saw this coming. Would've happened sooner if Snoop didn't have some kind of fucking performance issues.

[ The Houndoom lifts his head, whining sharply. Bullshit, dude. Those ladies just like to play hard-to-get. ]

Anyway, Vulpix, Growlithe and Houndour. Should have a metric fuckton of egg moves on all of them, pretty much. Basically everything you could possibly want to fill your fire-breathing puppy needs. I know these needs are great.

[ He swivels the camera around to himself. He's sitting on the opposite bed, ostensibly not his. ]

P2500 for the Houndours, P1000 for everything else, and if you've got any Fire-types I don't, we can talk trades. Hot chicks take priority.

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[video]

[strideways]

[ Dave fusses in the background for a second before offering up a photograph to the camera — a Growlithe, Houndour and Vulpix, asleep in a pile. ]

There's Dad and his two arm candies. If they don't all look like one of those, I'm calling Pokémon Jerry Springer.

[video]

[machinamonkey]

Jerry what?

[She smiles at the Vulpix]

Can I have one that'll hatch into the one with lots of tails?

[video]

[strideways]

It's basically a lot of trashy chicks crying while their ugly boyfriends throw chairs around and threaten innocent bystanders. Quality programming.

P1000 for the Vulpix eggs, yeah. Where are you at?

[video]

[machinamonkey]

Cherrygrove! My name's Rikku.

[video]

[strideways]

Keep an eye out for a Murkrow with an orange ribbon and a basket. She'll bring you your egg and you can send back the cash.

[video]

[machinamonkey]

What's a Murkrow?

[video]

[strideways]

You must be new. [ Deadpanned. ] It's a crow Pokémon.

[video]

[machinamonkey]

Yeah, kinda. [She giggles] So look for a black bird with an orange ribbon and a basket. Got it! Thanks, uh....what's your name?

[video]

[strideways]

Strider. Dave. And no problem. A guy's gotta make a living. [ Now that he's not in the same city as his sister, anyway. ]