strideways | > Dave: Be a mommy.

[ The feed opens to a bed in a Celadon Hotel room, currently largely occupied by a sizable clutch of eggs. There are ten of them, all told. In front of the bed lies a Houndoom, who appears to be sleeping. ]

Pretty much saw this coming. Would've happened sooner if Snoop didn't have some kind of fucking performance issues.

[ The Houndoom lifts his head, whining sharply. Bullshit, dude. Those ladies just like to play hard-to-get. ]

Anyway, Vulpix, Growlithe and Houndour. Should have a metric fuckton of egg moves on all of them, pretty much. Basically everything you could possibly want to fill your fire-breathing puppy needs. I know these needs are great.

[ He swivels the camera around to himself. He's sitting on the opposite bed, ostensibly not his. ]

P2500 for the Houndours, P1000 for everything else, and if you've got any Fire-types I don't, we can talk trades. Hot chicks take priority.

[ OOC; the OOC claim post is here! if you've already claimed one, you don't have to comment here, but you're welcome to! there are still slots open, so if you didn't respond to the OOC claim post before, you still can! exclamation points!! ]

Threaded | Flat

[Rikku heard 'puppy' and was sold. Fire-breathing's just a bonus!

So have a cheery blonde with an egg in her arms and a Pidgey harassing a Blitzle in the background]

What do they look like hatched?

Whoa there! Look at you there with all those fiery eggs. [She laughs a little.]

[Some time after Dave makes his post to the network, Jade returns to their hotel room. Where has she been? Who even knows.]

Hi, Dave! I'm back!

[She notes the pile of eggs which are presumably still on the bed.]

Any takers for any of those eggs yet?

[there's a curious look on her face. :|a]

... Performance issues?

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Video;

[action] hope this is okay!

video; shhhh this is not late shhhhhhhh